But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
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