We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
she smelled like a LAN party
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Randomize
