"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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