That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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