she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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