No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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