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There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
whose parrot is this?
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
All I want is dick and wine.
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