is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
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