I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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