Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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