he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Drunk is not a location!
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
Randomize
