his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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