Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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