i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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