I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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