i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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