i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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