There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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