We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Everything about him screamed your future.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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