There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
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