this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Randomize
