we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
i came on her dog
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
