Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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