Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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