just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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