Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
