Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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