Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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