Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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