I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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