I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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