his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Randomize
