Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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