I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
There was a lot of him and a little penis
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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