12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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