this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Girls should come with a carfax report
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
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