you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Randomize
