watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
You made out with two different species that night
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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