dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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