do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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