Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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