After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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