hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
