Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
only if we run a train.
done.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
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