well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
It's shark week go big or go home
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Floor bacon is actually really good
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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