Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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