Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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