In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Sext me about skeletons
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Randomize
