it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
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