Nicole vs. Life
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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